WrestleMania Party Invitations
I was watching TV with my Dad one day, and I experienced one of those life-altering moments that the Bible calls “What the fudge is that Shinola?” Well, that Shinola I was fudging watching was
PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!
Like taking a syringe of meth to a throbbing temple artery, I was immediately hooked. So when the WWF started running their annual WrestleMania supercard, I knew that if I had a party and invited enough open-minded, close-fisted people, it would be a lot of fun for all (and by “for all,” I mean “for me”).
And so began my annual WrestleMania party, and more importantly, my annual WrestleMania Party Invitations™, and even more importantly, my annual WrestleMania Party Visits From The Police™. The invitations changed their form from year to year, but the unimaginative police visits and tasings remained predictably the same.
I really hope you get as many laughs out of reading them as I did writing them. For the record, the correct number of laughs is exactly 6,830. Any more and you’ve misread something; any less and you need something explained to you. But let’s face it, if you’ve decided to read WrestleMania Party Invitations online, you’re already meth-syringed right up to your throbbing temple artery and have already got life's fudging Shinola figured out. Way to go!
And so began my annual WrestleMania party, and more importantly, my annual WrestleMania Party Invitations™, and even more importantly, my annual WrestleMania Party Visits From The Police™. The invitations changed their form from year to year, but the unimaginative police visits and tasings remained predictably the same.
I really hope you get as many laughs out of reading them as I did writing them. For the record, the correct number of laughs is exactly 6,830. Any more and you’ve misread something; any less and you need something explained to you. But let’s face it, if you’ve decided to read WrestleMania Party Invitations online, you’re already meth-syringed right up to your throbbing temple artery and have already got life's fudging Shinola figured out. Way to go!
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